canadianslut:

when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritosimage

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zombietia:

500daysofeffyou:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was going to be about gay marriage.

SHE LEFT HER BOYFRIEND FOR AN INSECT WITH A LIFESPAN OF LIKE 50 DAYS

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kettugasm:

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS I DO NOT LIKE SOMEONE HELP ME

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withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

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phantasmaldexterity:

raminxramen:

lewishaoki:

cincosechzehn:

clarkgreggnog:

Toy Story 4: THE ONE WHERE ANDY GREW UP TO BE ANDREW HUSSIE AND DREW MSPA ADVENTURES TO COPE WITH THE LOSS OF HIS CHILDHOOD

WAIT WHAT

*LOUD BRAKE SCREECH* WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT.

DO WE EVER KNEW ANDY’S LAST NAME?

HAVE WE EVER TOOK INTO ACCOUNT THAT ANDY IS A SHORT OF ANDREW.

*GASP*

MINDFUCK.

is that the TRIFORCE OF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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robot-sharks:

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Jeaneren is so stupid. I love it. 

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