thats my favourite animal
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
In case it wasn’t obvious, this is by no means insulting these ships, it is insulting particularly bad, out-of-character, and willfully ignorant popular fanon for each of these otherwise fantastic ships.
All these ships were from the suggestion box I opened up a few days ago.
Oh god. Well, since I’m already procrastinating!
- I write terrible fanfiction for fun! It’s pretty much the only hobby of mine that I make time for these days.
- I’m a poor college student! I currently have a double major in History and Linguistics. That might be subject to change, since it has been before.
- I live in New York! State, not city (I wish). There’s a huge difference there.
- I speak a very meager amount of French! Which is sad considering I’ve been studying it for literal years and might even end up as a French Minor.
- I love sandwiches. A lot.
- I also love cheesecake. It’s the only cake I’ll eat for my birthday.
- I have a bizarre love for onions. I will put them on almost every savory food you can imagine.
- I’m diagnosed with social anxiety disorder! I used to be on meds for it but I hated them so I voluntarily ceased treatment after moving out from my parents.
- I can’t roll my tongue!
- I almost drowned like 5 times before I reached the age of 6. Not even kidding. I wasn’t a bright child.
I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH